From Joel's Facebook page
"ABOUT JOEL
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Hello, I'm Joel. I'm a stand up comedian and writer for Comedy Central. I perform at comedy clubs, cruise ships, and casinos all over the USA and Canada. I recently moved back to my hometown of Rochester, NY from NYC to be closer to my family.
Hello friends. I'm an unemployed ex-con, recently paroled from prison and living in my parents basement. I'm looking to meet a nice girl, settle down and start cheating on her. I like to spend a lot of time at home. I enjoy watching television. Actually, I'm still on house arrest and can't leave the property so I guess I just like to watch television. I smoke generic cigarettes and enjoy drinking malt liquor. I'm a gun enthusiast, but for obvious reasons I can't persue that particular passion. I have good personal hygiene, although sometimes at night I don't feel like going up stairs to the bathroom and I end up using a bucket. I'm a pretty mellow guy for the most part, until I start drinking. Then I have a tendency to become angry and abusive. But, I can't go back to prison. Do you know what they do to guys like me in there? What am I looking for in a girl? I prefer bisexual girls with low self esteem and good credit. I'm not at all well endowed but I guarantee you this. You will not be sore tomorrow! Now I know quite a few of you "high fallutin prom queens" think that they are too good to date an unemployed ex-con with a drinking problem. I will admit I'm quite a handful. But, I have been going to anger management classes to help control my rages. OK, seriously folks. I'm Joel. I'm a stand up comedian and writer for Comedy Central. I perform at comedy clubs, cruise ships, and casinos all over the USA and Canada. I recently moved back to my hometown of Rochester, NY from NYC to be closer to my family.